I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
two words...techno handjob
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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