Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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