What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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