Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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