Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what if I'm pregnant?
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Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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