You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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