I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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