I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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