I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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