Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
it was like eating out sand paper
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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