Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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