just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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