Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She is in my trunk
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Is my lip ring still in your hair?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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