she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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