Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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