Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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