Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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