I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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