Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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