That's intense
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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