You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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