Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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