when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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