Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
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i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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