Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You're like the curious george of whores
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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