I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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