She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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