I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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