I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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