Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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