He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
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We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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