Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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