did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think people are normalizing furries
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize