Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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