Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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