I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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