First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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