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I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
My cat gives me a boner
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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