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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this

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(610): Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this http://tfl.nu/fwmk

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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.

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I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.

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(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk. (610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect. http://tfl.nu/dim5

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Ask politely.

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Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?

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Thats good enough.

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(484): Ask politely. (610): Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you? (484): Thats good enough. http://tfl.nu/nxir

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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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your the best winggirl ever

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(610): Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie (420): your the best winggirl ever http://tfl.nu/bhih

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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.

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(610): You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok. http://tfl.nu/svs8

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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.

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(610): No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends. http://tfl.nu/ox60

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You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final

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(610): You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final http://tfl.nu/7b8j

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As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.

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(610): As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet. http://tfl.nu/swmp

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you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask

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(610): you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask http://tfl.nu/pl36

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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!

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(610): I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin! http://tfl.nu/gtgt

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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.

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(610): You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol. http://tfl.nu/qjw2

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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.

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(610): Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it. http://tfl.nu/l5ke

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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.

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(610): all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville. http://tfl.nu/k1x4

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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.

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wrong number but thanks

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(443): shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten. (610): wrong number but thanks http://tfl.nu/9cua

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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?

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what kind of party is this?

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the best kind ever

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(610): can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home? (917): what kind of party is this? (610): the best kind ever http://tfl.nu/ib1r

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