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(707): View more from California

Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we already have meals planned for the weekend.

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SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(702): View more from Nevada

Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.

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(917): View more from New York City

I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.

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