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(614): View more from Ohio

The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?

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I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang

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ru fi oooo

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(440): View more from Ohio

So you threw a sword at me last night

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I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.

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