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Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
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