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Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
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