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(386): View more from Florida

Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...

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(678): View more from Georgia

Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids

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(540): View more from Virginia

all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(774): View more from Massachusetts

dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high

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(704): View more from North Carolina

i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.

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