I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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