strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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