Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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