I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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