why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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