I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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